Sandy Garfunkel

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick

Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night

Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her

by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

Garfunkel Lock

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

by musicalive February 14, 2012

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

Garfunkel

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

Garfunkeling

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.

“Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”

by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

Simonless Garfunkel

A person that is talented within a duo but is not as talented when they venture off on their own.

Mark Frost made great television with David Lynch, but without him he is simply a Simonless Garfunkel.

by jluvfool420 March 4, 2021