Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

Six-figure

(of a numerical amount, chiefly annual income) Counted in the hundreds of thousands; 100,000 to 999,999.

Look at that guy with a bugatti veyron, he must have atleast six-figure salary.

by foxm120 August 22, 2011

figures

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."

by erhard September 9, 2006

Figured

Assumed something using both knowledge and common sense

"Sorry I didn't answer the phone I was busy" "ya that's what I figured"

by Cat203 July 14, 2018

Figures

Large amount of money

I just want to stack figures

by Ninise February 22, 2018

ball-park figure

a number that is near the total; approximate figure

Fifty is a ball-park figure. It's close to our class size.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

public figure

often used by "wannabes" on instagram who take their account off of private and become a so-called, "public figure."

"Kim Kardashian is a public figure. You are not."

by blondelobsters July 4, 2017