fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)

Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.

by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

fartattack

Verb
A sickness in which a person, usually a Faraz, in which a person farts nonstop until diarrhea comes out.

Holy crap, Faraz just had a major fartattack during Spanish class.

by Waxley1337 August 3, 2009

fartass

Just a random insult. Combining "Fart" and "Ass." Or accusing one of passing too much anal gas. Not an insult to be taken to heart, however. Fun times.

"Hey, John, how about you stop farting, you fartass."

by Troy McGrath July 31, 2003

Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008

Faptacious

Something that is so amazingly beyond jizzational it is just too much to possibly handle without dropping your kegs and fapping on the spot (WARNING: Use this word with care, it can only be used for the most jizzational things of all).

Brea Bennett is exceptionally faptacious.

by Fat Cakes' mum May 18, 2010