even 

the word even is used randomly in the middle or the end of a sentence. it doesn't really mean anything but its used because it makes a sentence more fun to say and once you start using it you cant stop. the unnecessary use of the word even in sentences originated in Accra, Ghana by two teenage girls (Sana and Shayrene) but due to its addictive and intriguing nature the use of this word has gone global ( India, Canada, Norway, Pakistan ).

Sana: oye sheeno (shayrene) have you watched the new season of big mouth even
Shayrene: not even, was it giving?

Sana: ya even bro, the hormone monster is so everything

even by st0n3rn3p0 June 11, 2023

Even! 

Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval

He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!

Even! by Luisa78 June 11, 2006

Even-steven 

(noun/verb) Mutual partners in an even and equal sexual exchange; the act of an even and equal sexual exchange, more often than not a reference to the sixty-nine position.

Old fashioned in his ways, Nikki insisted of paying for dinner as he felt any decent gentleman would. However when he and Shannon got to the bedroom he also adamantly insisted to go Even-steven, specifically Shannon riding his face and sucking his cock while he underneath her heavenly body with his tongue buried in her sweet pussy or up her snug, just-as-sweet asshole. With an unhidden smile Shannon thought this idea, which never seem to get old or boring, was a win for both of them. Moreover she remembered, 'I just washed those sheets earlier today......oh well' as she shifted slyly out of her sexy, tight jeans as they began to touch.....

Even-steven by Nikki Stixx December 10, 2020

Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

Even I don’t know who to root for by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

even if there's a fire 

Phrase used when you'll never do something, coined by Will Ferrell in Step Brothers.

I'm never gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire

even if there's a fire by catchfrase April 6, 2009

even keel 

When a person's emotions are under control, balanced and steady.

Keel is nautical for the underneath of a watercraft that floats on water, like a ship that's going with the flow. And, even can mean smooth, so even keeled means the person is like floating through life in a smooth and even manner

The class bullies tried to get Ben to react to their taunting, but he remained even keeled, steady and as cool as a cucumber.

even keel by mplsrae July 16, 2018

even monkeys fall from trees 

Old japanese words of wisdom, used when you embarrassingly fucked up something, you thought you were the bee's knees at.

Girlfriend "Dude, you sucked tonight!"

Boyfriend "Well, even monkeys fall from trees. Bitch."

even monkeys fall from trees by EndlessMike November 20, 2013