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Even
An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even by The Almaster July 17, 2014
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Even
The name of an incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and perfect male individual. They're usually very good at the sex.
Oh man, that Even sure has a big dick!
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
Oh my god, i wish i had someone named Even in my life!
Oh my god, Even is so incredibly handsome, sexy, big dicked, hung, jacked, ripped, anabolic, well-groomed, beautiful, slippery, big-handed, womanizing and such a perfect male individual. He is also good at the sex.
Even by DickieAmputee February 6, 2019
Even
Scandinavian name
A person with a great personality and a big... heart.
He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.
His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.
A person with a great personality and a big... heart.
He use most of his energy to make others happy, but barely have enough left to make himself happy.
His humor is one of a kind, and he love to make dry and edgy jokes.
even
Among multiple meanings, even is used sometimes on the internet (most prominently Tumblr) as the ability to understand an idea that may seem too complicated for that person's intelligence, most often in a negative manner.
even by KoopaTroopaKing December 31, 2014
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