Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by Vex May 14, 2005

Dyson

The greatest invention in the world that allows you to clean up in the after partys at 2 o'clock the next morning when u wake up after getting wasted and ur parents are on the way home. (A vaccuum)

Shit that Dyson saved my ass nigga

by Lyle Brayden April 9, 2005

Dyson

A person who likes to go Bagless, i.e never uses condoms, esp in casual relationships

Butts is a real Dyson, he never Bags Up

by nezzy_22 March 30, 2009

DYSONED

giving yourself a hickey with a vacuum.

i was vacuuming my couch and the my boyfriend ran in and Dysoned my neck .

computer nerd Dysoned his own neck to make everyone believe he had a girlfriend.

by chato7411 May 18, 2010

Dyson

Dyson a kind,funny and sweet guy. Don't get me wrong he has his moments but life is just a tad better with him in it.

Watch out for dyson

by Mrs. Robot August 18, 2022

Dyson

A commonly used term in the audio visual industry to indicate about three inches in length.

Move that screen over about half a Dyson.

by Nikon1701 October 14, 2017

dyson

A situation that sucks so much, it never loses suction.

Work is a dyson - "work really sucks".

What a dyson - "a person who is really rotten".

by acland March 18, 2009