ric flair drunk

Drinking a large quantity of hard liquor in such a short time that you instantly go from sober to on the floor. This refers to the wrestler Ric Flair and his act of acting normal after taking a beating, only to suddenly fall flat on his face.

"Man, I drank so much Jager last night, I got Ric Flair drunk. Then some fucker lumberjacked me."

by g-cat April 29, 2006

Drunk Sincerity

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.

Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."

by Underworld Element October 17, 2006

Kakarot drunk

A level of inebriation so extreme that one loses all attachment to reality and begins to genuinely believe that he is Kakarot (Goku) from Dragonball Z. Similarly all friends present are believed to be other characters from the Dragonball Z universe.

Cop 1: what does the breathalyzer say about his blood alcohol level?
Cop 2: IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop 1: HE'S KAKAROT DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DILDOZER THE ANAL REAMER October 4, 2011

No Dinner Drunk

The act of getting drunk incredibly quickly, off of very little alcohol due to the act of missing or skipping dinner.

Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.

Ben: How was the going away party last night?

Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?

Ben: What?

Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.

by JCashmere December 14, 2010

Happy Drunk

A person who is genuinely having a positive and happy attitude when either drunk or high.

"Hey, you okay?"
"No. I'm not okay. I am...awesome!"
"The docs give you something?"
"Oh, yeah. They gave me...everything...It's spectacu-lacular, man. Hehehe!"
"You always were a happy drunk."

by DarthKieduss September 1, 2015

drunk tired

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

by swage November 28, 2006

Drunk munchies

The craving to consume mass quantities of absorbents after a session of moderate to heavy drinking. The effects are twofold: slowing down the rate of alcohol being introduced into the bloodstream, and depleting the amount of easily/already prepared food in one's kitchen. Foods high in fat, carbs, and/or salt are high on the craving list, as well as foods that feel pleasant in the mouth (e.g. french fries).

The polite boozer will purchase sufficient absorbents beforehand before drinking at someone else's house.

"Is there any more of that Chinese food? All this beer has given me the drunk munchies."

note: translated from Drunkenese to grammatically correct English for ease of reading.

by AnonymousBoozer March 19, 2008