douchetastic

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.

"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.

by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

douchetastic

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous

"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."

by hannah and anna July 8, 2006

Douchetastic

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

OR/AND

2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.

1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.

by Prof.Old.Clowns.Pocket April 18, 2010

Doucheoisie

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

douchelips

a girl whom needs her teeth punched in for talking shit

dude! I hate that douchelips meghan! she's always starting shit with jackie

by Gemini nine April 21, 2007

doucheoisie

The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.

Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.

by Mauerhan November 11, 2009

douchette

The female equivalent of a douchebag

Person A: "So we're dancing and she's telling me how hot I am. So I go to the bathroom and when I come back she's blowing some other guy!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"

by Darkman84 April 5, 2008