(1) any number of bluetooth headset devices; esp. one worn constantly.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.
(2) tracking device used by anthropologists to study the habits of douches. Used since 2003 in a very successful catch and release program.
by DbG. January 13, 2009
Get the douchetag mug.Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard.
A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard".
by theguruofawesome September 26, 2010
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by douchetasticness September 15, 2009
Get the Douchetasticness mug.Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.
That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.
That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.
by trout9000 May 31, 2010
Get the douchetanium mug.1.One who worships douchetafari
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche
2.One who douches with impunity; one who douches with religious zest
3.One who gets buzzed to douche
by 5 piece and Champain Champain August 13, 2006
Get the douchetafarian mug.when someone very nice either gets a a large sum of money or becomes a manager and becomes a douche bag where you want to tell them off but cannot due to their status in life
John: ever since our friend got that manager position, he has become an asshole
Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night
Sam: yeah, he just became a douchetastorphy over night
by keith1234567890wryyrueueu June 5, 2010
Get the Douchetastorphy mug.Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'
'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
by AtheistPostRapturePetKeeper September 10, 2009
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