douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

by trout9000 May 31, 2010

Spooky

An erection for which there is no easily discernible source.

Man, I've got a little bit of a spooky going here.

by trout9000 December 13, 2018