dorkus

One who behaves in an awkward and/or dorky manner but does not give a shit so therefore is in actuality very cool

She is a dorkus, i love her.

by Cecilia May 13, 2005

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

domokun

The symbol of anti-masturbation.

as seen in: "Everytime you mastrubate, god kills a kitten."

by Larry November 23, 2004

Dookus

SHIT!

Example 1:
Me: i took a huge dookus today

Example 2:
Me: that bitch took a wicked dookus in my house and didn't flush. then she said she wasn't ready for a relationship because i wasn't mature enough for her.

Example 3:
Jeremy: I want to go back to my house because i have to take a dookus!
Max: dude it's no big deal, just take a dookus at my house!
Jeremy: well my dookus tends to stink a lot!
Max: So does your mom's goose knuckle
Jeremy: i'm gonna dookus on your face!
Max: Fine!

by Mr. Bananagan January 23, 2011

dorkus malorkus

A dork to the max of the world

When you spend two hours of your Friday night brainstorming with a friend to come up with the best example of Dorkus Malorkus, whilst downloading the fourth season of Star Trek with your mum in the backround complaining about the skid marks in your undies and the mess in your room...Did we mention you're 40?

by Max Malorkus June 21, 2007

dorkupine

simply, a dork-like person. it rhymed.

porcupine? no, dorkupine.

by fuckingay January 20, 2007

dookus

Someone who is unintelligent, stupid, and extremely foolish.

Shut up dookus

Youz a dookus

Kid's gotta be the biggest dookus I've ever seen

by mjmj October 19, 2007