doober

a certain University of Montevallo student who either acts extremely goofy or does something outrageously stupid.

Hey Matt Doober has fallen down the stairs while he was lookin at the bottom of his shoes.

by Josh December 16, 2003

doober

A tampon

your doober stinks

by Keely September 27, 2003

doober

George's "Winkie"; the sexual organ on an Esco male

George was caught was playing with his doober when Silvia was looking.

by thomases July 15, 2003

doober

the female version of a boner in which a woman's boobs get hard or larger than normal

"O my goodness, I just got the biggest doober when he felt me up last night!"

by doober buddies June 29, 2009

doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

Doober

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019