Definitions by Justanormalwhiteguy

Hiccup 

When a boy or girl (typically who you have a crush on), says they would be glad to hangout sometime and never talks to you again

That girl said we could hangout sometime and that was 28 years ago.... she was a hiccup

Hiccup by Justanormalwhiteguy July 3, 2019

Doober 

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

Doober by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

Low tide 

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

Low tide by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019