Doober

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019

Hiccup

When a boy or girl (typically who you have a crush on), says they would be glad to hangout sometime and never talks to you again

That girl said we could hangout sometime and that was 28 years ago.... she was a hiccup

by Justanormalwhiteguy July 03, 2019