A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.
The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.
The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.
Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."
Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."
Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."
by Woobers June 05, 2010
Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
by THA BEST DOOBA January 27, 2014
by IxamxMarshall June 26, 2009
by Aaron Abke January 20, 2005
A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.
by Pordante May 24, 2004
by Jheman December 20, 2003