A more politically correct term for the phrase douche bag. Nearly the same in meaning, the term doober can refer to someone that is a douche bag, but that you feel more inclined to be nicer to. For example, someone you see on a regular basis - like a neighbor - that you wouldn't want to be on awful terms with, and is a bit goofy, but in a bad way.
The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.
The term doober also is a slight variation of the word goober which pretty much gives a self-explanatory mental image of someone automatically fitting this profile.
Sarah: "Man that kid that just left the party was a fucking asshole weirdo creep."
Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."
Drew: "Yeah, sorry he scared you. I had to invite him since he lives down the street. He's a bit of a doober."
by Woobers June 5, 2010
Get the Doobermug. Guy: Lets do anal.
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
Girl: okay!!
Guy: (inside head "YESSSSS")
*after sex*
Girl: That was awesome
Guy: *Eating penis poop*
Girl: What the hell are you doing?!?!
Guy: Doobing
Girl: awe you silly doober
by THA BEST DOOBA January 26, 2014
Get the Doobermug. by IxamxMarshall July 12, 2009
Get the Doobermug. by Aaron Abke January 19, 2005
Get the Doobermug. 
A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.
by Pordante May 24, 2004
Get the Doobermug. by Jheman December 19, 2003
Get the Doobermug.