Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.
Me: I'm hungry.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
by LostDakota June 19, 2008
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by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016
Get the Dogaloid mug.A cyclops snake capable of firing white-tipped 50BMG rounds at 4000RPM out of its eye. It also only fires while standing up erect.
Bro, watch out for that dongload over there.
Oh man! Look at that dongload!
Man that dongload shoots far.
Oh man! Look at that dongload!
Man that dongload shoots far.
by AphenMcDonald August 8, 2019
Get the Dongload mug.A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.
It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.
Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
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Get the Dingus Donglord mug.A zombie like species that originated in Washington, DC.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Many mongoloids can be found in WALMART and lower end stores like that.
Cyclops Mongoloids are able to control vehicles and do many things that humans can do.
The one way to spot out a cyclops mongoloid is to watch the way they dance. One will drag its leg and create dance moves like no other.
Cyclops Mongoloid syndrome can appear in not only humans but animals as well.
Keep your distance or you will be infected.
Lisa: Oh my god, look at the cyclops mongoloid driving next to us
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
Michele: We better keep our distance.
Kaitlyn: Yes, you girls are right, I wouldn't want to be infected.
by KatieLady321 July 25, 2011
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