Erectile Disfunction

the worst thing known to man!

dude i fucking hate erectile dysfunction

by dirty old man April 26, 2005

dishy

Very sexually attractive and desirable, yet troubling for reasons hard to explain.

He's so dishy, but he's probably married, or on parole.

by pinkoursula September 1, 2009

Prostitute disfigurement

Great Brutal Death Metal band

Originally known as Disfigure

Prostitute Disfigurement rules

by Metal6Head January 17, 2008

DILFy

Adj; the act of being a dilf; possessing the qualities of a DILF.

other variations include DILFesque, DILFiness

Mr. Richards is so DILFy, It keeps me from concentrating on my math.

I always study at Ritchie's house, just so I can bask in his dad's DILFiness

by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006

erectile disfuction

one usually a men who has difficulty obtainng erection who needs to use a medication such as viagra or cialis

DYlkan Field.... has trouble gettin a boner therefore he has an erectile disfuction unlike his friend philson who has no problem getting one!

by pilldyl July 24, 2006

disfortunate

-Simply: Puts the 'dis' into unfortunate.
-Akin to adding insult to injury.
-Any instance where a robust combination of unfortunate circumstances and humiliation converge.

Kevin: You'll never believe what Mark did!
Rocko: What'd he do?
Kevin: He made fun of me in front of all those people AND shit all over my face!
Rocko: How disfortunate.

by Mel O'Prop Isham October 26, 2008

Disfuzzled

Stuck on something that puzzles you, or does not make sense to you, so much that it messes with your mind;
Or
Messed, ratty, looking confused and unorganized

I'm just disfuzzled by your explanation, it's so ridiculous!
Or
What did you just roll out of bed? You look disfuzzled!

by Curiouslacuna August 31, 2009