disfy

When you eat a narwhal fetus, and the involved horn is stuck in your anal cavity, but the rest is turned into shit.

Oi mate I just got a disfy

by TheBaconD May 13, 2020

dishy

Good-looking, attractive, hot.

British slang.

"I've got to go see that dishy Vicar."

by Hyacinth Bucket November 17, 2004

Diffy in the jiffy

Used commonly as slang in the modern videogame League of Legends, popularized by a Twitch streamer Tarzaned and many others, when one of the players in one of 4 lanes (Botlane, Midlane, Toplane, and Jungle) hardly underperforms in the Jungle role or gets outplayed by the enemy player several times, causing the game to be lost before 20-minute margin.

Yassou: Oh no! We have Nightblue3 on our team
Sanchovies: Diffy in the Jiffy it is...

by Chrive May 29, 2020

frisky disky

A phrase said by the one and only Daniel Seavey

(In an interview)
Jonah: So occasionally, our fans get a little carried away with their Instagram comments
Daniel: A little frisky disky

by Wazzupboi23 December 31, 2020

Dissy toy

a disabled toilet

sammm berrie + kirstenn 'salty glue' fentonn wanted to take pictures in the dissy toy, unfortunatly they were all locked

by dissy toy August 22, 2009

disfactual

far from the truth.
Not the right facts.
Someone as being misinformed.
Not the right information.
Something that is Fiction.
False.
Wrong.

That story you heard about me is just out right disfactual.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 9, 2008

Disfold

A new expression to describe the vast array of new phenomenological experiences that may arise as a direct result of using a digital device. In short, those glitches, bloppers that happen as result of using some sort of tech gadget. "Butt Dialing" someone is considered a 'Disfold.'

The randomness of drop calls. Starting a text but a phone calls comes through, your on the phone so long, you forget to send the text. Shattered smartphone screen, "that person is outside of the coverage area," yet they're not, phone/tablet/game console freezes- these are but a few examples of 'having a disfold.'

Disfoldication- the study of this new phenom.

by Mizzle Jizzle August 20, 2013