Definitions by pinkoursula

morticulture 

horticulture, as practiced by poorly trained groundskeepers, which causes the mutilation and eventual death of landscape plants

The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.

morticulture by pinkoursula January 21, 2010

ezone 

The great nebulous electronic cloud into which your blogs, tweets and texts are flung with the hope of having them read by another human being.

I posted something to my blog, but it ended up lost in the ezone.

ezone by pinkoursula September 6, 2009

hallrat

Person who attends public meetings (town halls, city council meetings, etc.) not to contribute in any serious way, but to disrupt, bedevil and be seen as a player on video posted to the internet.

What a waste of time! The meeting was packed with hallrats.

hallrat by pinkoursula September 4, 2009

dishy 

Very sexually attractive and desirable, yet troubling for reasons hard to explain.

He's so dishy, but he's probably married, or on parole.

dishy by pinkoursula September 1, 2009