hallrat

Person who attends public meetings (town halls, city council meetings, etc.) not to contribute in any serious way, but to disrupt, bedevil and be seen as a player on video posted to the internet.
What a waste of time! The meeting was packed with hallrats.
by pinkoursula September 05, 2009
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ezone

The great nebulous electronic cloud into which your blogs, tweets and texts are flung with the hope of having them read by another human being.
I posted something to my blog, but it ended up lost in the ezone.
by pinkoursula September 07, 2009
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morticulture

horticulture, as practiced by poorly trained groundskeepers, which causes the mutilation and eventual death of landscape plants
The brown, leafless shrubs, pruned into stick balls, were innocent victims of morticulture.
by pinkoursula January 21, 2010
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dishy

Very sexually attractive and desirable, yet troubling for reasons hard to explain.
He's so dishy, but he's probably married, or on parole.
by pinkoursula August 29, 2009
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