Cunty McFuck

Cunty McFuck is a mythical creature who is the root cause behind every unachieveable task, and will often go out of their way to just plain fuck you arround. Cunty McFuck and Nick Kershaw have never been seen together.....wierd

- after rounding off a bolt head or inflicting a nice wound to your hand when a spanner slips

"ahh for fuck sake, Cunty McFuck has been here again"

by Walkinshaw December 18, 2008

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

Cuntyness

NOUN
- State of being cunty

- Acting like a little bitch and or living like one

-Dude, what's wrong with Ray Avalos lately? He kept bitching at how I don't know much of history

-Seriously! His cuntyness is getting on my nerve!

by raw_OOL December 15, 2008

cunty eyes

some one who has axe wound eyes

shut up you cunty eyes mo fo

by shaneoooo September 18, 2008

Cuntybiscuits

Expletive

When things aren't going your way.

"AH, Cuntybiscuits"

by Hollaballoo October 7, 2007

Cunty Cavemen

Cunty caveman is a way to describe someone who resembles a very hairy unappealing caveman. Or you can also use this word to describe someone's actions.

Example 1:

Wow that girl is a Cunty Cavemen in bed

Example 2:

Ewww that girl is such a Cunty Cavemen

by bayyisgross2 April 13, 2014

Cunty ballerina

A person who is especially evil and insidious. The person is adept at shifting the bitchiness to match their audience with a level of flexibility and prowess you would find in a ballerina.

Cathy was an extra level of bitchy to everyone around her. Her family and friends were left stunned and speechless. She is a true cunty ballerina.

by Literary lizard November 13, 2021