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cumbucket 

a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
cumbucket by B514 December 7, 2006
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cumbucket 

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.
"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
cumbucket by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016

Cumfuckery 

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck
What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?
Cumfuckery by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

Cumbucket 

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
Cumbucket by BennyC November 30, 2006

CUMFACEDICKLICKER

Basically this is a very derrogetory term for anyone that you want to kick the living fuck out of.
This kid i know is a total CUMFACEDICKLICKER
CUMFACEDICKLICKER by mikels June 10, 2007

cutfucked 

Abhorrent, destructive, beyond-belief, woeful haircut by a hairdresser
Carlas new hairstyle was totally cutfucked
cutfucked by Sally says June 6, 2020

Cumbucket 

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."
Cumbucket by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016