CrySturbate

(Also see SobGasm )
Crying while masturbating/cuming

Ima go crysturbate

by somerandommexicanboi February 12, 2019

crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.

Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.

by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014

Cryturbate

to sadly masturbate, usuall while crying. I.E. while usuing your tears for lubrication

Lucy turned me down again for the 5th tie, so I went home and cryturbated

by SSgtDownsyndrome February 2, 2015

carsterbate

masterbating while driving in your car

dude, i was so bored on my road trip that i just whipped it out and carsterbated

by tim dog August 12, 2005

Classturbate

When you get a raging erection in class and can't resist.

Taking your boner out of your boxers and moving your thighs side to sidee while yoor penis gets stimulation from the rubbing- classturbate

by classturbator69 September 13, 2012

carsturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.

Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.

Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.

Carsturbation should be a crime.

by theLitFuse August 3, 2005

Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010