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Courtlyn 

Courtlyn’s, are very independent and beautiful women. They got a nice personality but is a freak when in the bed. Courtlyn’s usually have very big butts but small tits. A Courtlyn is smart and never cares what people say about her.
I wish i was as confident as Courtlyn!”

Me too”.
Courtlyn by Jesus 420 June 16, 2018

courteney cox 

Marissa's guardian angel, her hero.
Ever since Marissa was a young girl she had looked up to her role model, Courteney Cox.

Courteney 

This girl is the prettiest thing anuone could come across. Her brown hair and green eyes seem to just add the shine and sparkle to the world. Some people can get horny and leave a Courteney before realizeing what they lost and wanting noting more than to hold her again. A courteney is funny, kind, very extremely romantic girl who's intteligence is through the roof. Cristina's fall for courteney's and they never, EVER want to see them cry. They Love her more than anyone could ever love anything.
" OMG! Did you see that girl? She must have been Courteney because you can tell that that other girl beside her really won't let her go."
Courteney by Terezi May 16, 2014

Cortlandt Manor, NY 

A reasonably large town that manages to hold some of the wealthiest people in Westchester county but contributes nothing to society other then a small resteraunt that recently went out of business and a Town Center that's actually located in Mohegan Lake. The Town Center itself is nothing to be proud of because it mearly harbors the towns social and scholarly rejects who cannot find a better way to entertain themselves on any night of the week then hang out in front of Barnes and Noble and get messed up on whatever drugs they can find. Rich socialites who can't afford to live in Bronxville or Chappaqua move here thinking it will be a good place to raise their children. Obviously they are greatly mislead. This town is better defined as the Boondocks of upper westchester.
Man, I don't feel like driving to Cortlandt Manor. I really don't want to hit a deer or a deranged druggie.
Cortlandt Manor, NY by CTCGOD September 9, 2005

Cortlandt Manor 

Cortlandt Manor is a realtor's fiction in Cortlandt, the furthest northwest township in Westchester County, NY. In it you will find quaint old farmhouses, cul-de-sacs dotted with grossly gargantuan McMansions, sad old-age homes, pathetic retirement villages, and white-trashed trailer parks. Economically both better and worse off than Croton-on-Hudson (home to the nouveaux riches families and NASCAR dads), it is adjacent to the urban embarrassment known as "Peekskill." The township was so humiliated by the presence of African-Americans in its community that it petitioned the USPS to create a separate Zip Code (10567) that distinguishes it from its darker sister (Peekskill: 10566). In the center of the town, the so-called Cortlandt Town Center, stands a United Artists Multiplex flanked by a hair-do establishment and pizza joint (with not-too-shabby pizza). To experience the full range of its denizens, go to the adjacent Walmart at said Center and count the number of teeth ( = n) that you find in the mouths of the shoppers ( = S) on any checkout line. You will find that at any given time nS < 32. The town has no focus, no personality short of calling itself "The Gateway to the Hudson," which basically means that it's a sewer pipe. It is a hell for those who can't drive and a vicious purgatory for those who do. It contains a farm where you can watch the decapitation of your Thanksgiving turkey or the slaughter of your Easter lamb, a place coincidentally close to Walter Penis High School, one of the two centers for higher education in the area (the other being Hen Hud, whatever that supposed to mean--probably a reference to chickens). All in all, living in Cortlandt Manor is better than living in Putnam County.
1. I saw some bro's sharing a fatty near the Peekskill Projects as I was driving to the Modell's in Cortlandt Manor.

2. I wish my parents would move to that anus of a town, Croton-on-Hudson, since living in Cortlandt Manor is the equivalent to being 1.5 feet up the colon.
Cortlandt Manor by Sean O'Halloran December 28, 2005
Can also be spelled Cortland any guy that loves to flirt with girls especially white ones and loves girls with the name that starts with H.
Mane that guy is a Cortlynd he likes that girl Hannah he thinks she looking fine.
Cortlynd by Big Boi 96 July 9, 2007