Crosstitute

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.

"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.

by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

suck at the Constitution

To lack poor judgment when interpreting or exercising law, especially in relation to individual rights.

Hey judge, that verdict is crap! You suck at the Constitution!

by philipacamaniac February 28, 2008

Constitutional Robocracy

A form of a consitutional democracy that grants full citizenship and sufferage to humanoid artificial intelligence.

"Well...if you're not in support of the idea for a Constitutional Robocracy then we'll see how much mercy you get during the great machine wars!"

by Jeff M. December 21, 2004

constitution party

United States of America 3rd Party

Originally called the Taxpayers Party, the Constitution Party’s name was coined in 1999, but technically founded in 1992.

The Constitution party’s platform consists of strong social conservatism, mostly Laissez-Faire Capitalism, and a non-interventionist (or isolationist to detractors) stance on foreign policy.

Like practically every 3rd party in the United States, the Constitution Party has improved their takings in the 2004 presidential election.

Contrary to the beliefs of adolescent anarchists the Constitution Party has nothing to do with Fascism; however it is religious, but not so much more than the Republican Party. The CP does not believe America was founded on Religion, but on specific Bible principles.

by David J M April 9, 2006

Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

Constitution

A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..

Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.

by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010

constitution

The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.

by weirdgirl August 20, 2003