The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014
Taking a shit before leaving home in the morning to go anywhere is the best thing one can do for oneself and a courtesy to others. You have your private time to make shit noises and stink up the bathroom without subjecting others in public. Once this morning ritual is done one can go on with their day in confidence.
by cpetkunas May 26, 2019
by APfromMSP June 27, 2005