The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

Loss of Consortium

legal phrase referring to the damages from the lost comfort of a loved one, usually sex.

After Jeff lost his wife in a plane crash he sued Delta for negligence and demanded a million for loss of consortium.

by Quinn Emanuel September 26, 2008

Convort

Convort: Behaving in a tart-ish manner, to romp, be friendly,sexually interesting, flirting etc etc..

The girl convorted with many guys as she liked the attention.

by Court Jeremiah April 26, 2006

consort

Term used to signifiy "otherness"; usu. during the early parts of a relationship or in a serious but non-monogamous pairing.

"I'd like you to meet Sara, my consort."

by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002

contorquelate

to have hatered for a person beyond and above comprehension of the human mind.

I just contorquelate that fucking bitch!

by Andrew P. Roque February 25, 2004

Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.

Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009

Cuntort

Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.

Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.

by fathermike April 19, 2018