Overness: (Noun) 1. The state or quality of being completely emotionally free of a significant other after a breakup or a dumping incident.
2. A sense of
peace that encompasses the
heart when the mere thought of an
ex-somebody no longer induces feelings of loss,
pain, sadness, vomiting, or keying of car paint, and, in fact, only stirs a fond memory or two, instead. 3. A mythical state or quality actually only achieved through insanity or death or by getting thee to a nunnery or monastery and finding God in the power of ascetic silence, Gregorian chants, and itchy robes.
"I have finally achieved overness from the governess, with whom I had a
long and passionate affair in the west wing."
"You had
better be achieving 'overness' from reading that particular author with whom you had a five year affair, or I'
ll go apeshit on your self-pitying alabaster ass."