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Consort consolation 

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.
Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.

queens consort 

The ultimate veggie cake maker in ark survival evolved for alliance 99 problems and Hyperion
Queens Consort always pulls through even at 3am for our raids, she is a Cake Goddess
queens consort by Ark Troll December 19, 2018

queer's consort 

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort
She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
queer's consort by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013

royal consort 

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters
King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

Twink Consort

A young, attractive individual who forms a romantic bond with a gay couple. Primarily a friend, the Twink Consort often extends this friendship to include romantic activities. Unlike a Twink/Daddy relationship, the power dynamic between a Twink Consort and the gay couple is balanced. The couple is in a healthy and loving relationship, with neither partner desiring to break off their partnership to pursue the Twink Consort, nor does the Twink Consort wish to disrupt their bond. Not only physically appealing, he is also intelligent, educated, and cultured. He is skilled in the art of entertainment, exhibits impeccable manners, and possesses a keen sense of style and sophistication. Typically, this relationship develops from an existing friendship or through friends of friends, rather than through a gay dating app. The Twink Consort caters to the couple’s romantic desires and may also be engaged in a romantic relationship of his own.
While vacationing in Provincetown, Josh and Ryan enjoyed the company of their Twink Consort, Liam, who brought an extra layer of excitement and fun to their trip.
Twink Consort by Joseph29 July 29, 2024

Promised Consort Radahn

The final boss of the Elden Ring Shadow of the Erd Tree DLC. The boss was as hard as Radahn’s balls upon release until they (fortunately) nerfed him significantly. Unfortunately this affected the few who did best him pre patch through development of a superiority complex.
“Promised Consort Radahn is easy I just beat him 31st try”
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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