James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.
Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.
by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024
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Jodie Comer

WITHOUT A SINGLE DOUBT the most gracious human being to ever walk the planet
Plays Villanelle in Killing Eve, a character who i would gladly allow to assassinate me
'Did you hear Jodie Comer's EMMY speech'
'Yeah, my God no one has ever deserved it more than her, slay girlboss period.'
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comer

its spanish for 'to eat'
everyone, it is time comer
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Chase comer

A guy that has sex with fish inside a fish tank at the zoo. And ejaculates into the fishes gills and then pulls them over water so they breathe it out
by Manlover68 March 10, 2021
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Comer keogh

a dick head who asks their friends little brother to do a nic nac
hey dude.hey.remeber comer Keogh.oh yah that fucker.that stupid bitch asked me to do a nic nac.what a clit
by Danny mahon October 12, 2019
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Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.
To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.
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Comer

Best damn platoon commander an MCJROTC could ask for. Definitely can shred on guitar.
3rd platoon, best platoon, is led by 2nd lieutenant Comer.

Have you heard comer play guitar? He can really shred?
by Jonathan.mustdie October 23, 2017
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