Cincinnati

Don't listen to what anyone on here says about Cincinnati! It is a great city. It is even the birthplace of Steven Spielburg.

The best city in Ohio; known for its chili, goetta (that stuff's amazing, you have to try it at least once in your lifetime), local festivals, the Reds, the Bengals (yeah, we know that they suck but back off, we're not the only ones), friday night football games (go Elder High School!), goetta fest, Graeter's ice cream, numerous Catholic High Schools, Drive-thru's, and much more.

Everyone says that Cincinnati sucks. Why? Yes, we don't have the best pro-sports-teams, but it takes a true fan to keep watching even when they're losing. Plus, we have great high school sports and, occasionally, good college teams. Elder High School has the most players in the NFL than any other high school football program in the U.S. Yes, we don't have a great night life downtown, but there are great places to go barhopping. My friends and family often go barhopping in Cheviot, because everything's so close so they don't have to have a DD. And, I don't know why everyone keeps talking about how Cincinnati has a high crime rate. I have lived here since I was born, and I have never seen a large amount of crime, nowhere near Detroit or Chicago. Someone said on here that if you go to Cincinnati, you will get shot. This is false. And no, there are not ghettos at every corner. There are some bad neighborhoods, but every city has those.
Don't hate on Cincinnati.
by I love Cincinnati, so f**k off November 25, 2011
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A nice place to visit. If it is before 10pm, you don't want to have fun, you are white, and don't enjoy professional sports.
Let's leave Cincinnati!
by The World August 11, 2003
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My friend was concieved there, I moved there and there is something about the right-wing conservatives that we can't get enough of. We just love that there is nothing to do unless you are 21 and frequently carry at least $150 in your pocket. It's a great place to kick back and insult people who are different than you.

NOTE: in case you can't tell, sarcasm is oozing from this definition.
Ben: Let's go to downtown!
Maggie: We are downtown...
Ben: Wait, why are we the only ones here, besides that fuckin' statue of a flying pig?
by MAGGIE AND BEN May 18, 2004
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A great place to live as long as you avoid the bad parts (theres alot of them). If you know the right people (swear to you its always just a friend of a friend) you go to partys in million dollar houses everyweek, get invited trips around the world.
Friend: Damn dude. You went to the B.V.I.'s again?

Me: Yea man. I have a friend of a friend who gets me down there every year.

Friend: Dude your so lucky you live in Cincinnati!!!
by Y.F.M.D. July 11, 2008
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1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump
Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.
by Esjay December 14, 2004
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State in the Midwest, Not nearly as nice as Kentucky. Everyone in Cincinnati thinks it's better than everywhere else but it's actually a shithole.
Child: what's that smell?

Dad: this is the asshole of America called Cincinnati.
by Fuck you 1234 February 26, 2010
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Famous for riots, shootings, racism, dead black people, acting like the people there are living in Detroit, the cross-town shootout, the Bengals, the Reds, a big river, chili with chocolate in it, and dead black people.
Shaniqua: I'm moving to Cincinnati!
Fred: Jesus Christ woman, your gonna get yourself shot!
by Citizen out to serve other November 04, 2005
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