When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.
William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”
by NillyBelson April 25, 2020
When your buddy brings home a drunk chick and fucks her, then when he is done you go in pretending you are him and fuck her.
Buddy 1: alright, im done with her, its your turn, just roll her over she is laying on her stomach.
Buddy 2: 10-4 good buddy, its Cincinnati shuffle time
Buddy 2: 10-4 good buddy, its Cincinnati shuffle time
by Der-Fuhrer December 13, 2010
The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum
by halamacherryo February 19, 2014
When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.
A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."
by Shufflerock November 27, 2016