Esjay's definitions

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

by Esjay May 6, 2005

san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

by esjay December 16, 2004

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay June 11, 2006

Salmon Croquettes

the greatest food in the world

I'd sure like some salmon croquettes with hot sauce

by Esjay April 29, 2005

Taurus

1.Anybody born April 20 to May 20. Very friendly,sensual people who will be your best friend in bed and get easily pissed off if you rub them the wrong way. 2.

After I explained to Gina that she was a kangaroo. She lost her temper and told me that I was a piece of dog shit. Yep,she's a Taurus all right!

by esjay December 7, 2004

Kurt Angle

A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.

Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!

by esjay December 7, 2004

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 13, 2004