Esjay's definitions

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay June 11, 2006

NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

by esjay November 27, 2004

Taurus

1.Anybody born April 20 to May 20. Very friendly,sensual people who will be your best friend in bed and get easily pissed off if you rub them the wrong way. 2.

After I explained to Gina that she was a kangaroo. She lost her temper and told me that I was a piece of dog shit. Yep,she's a Taurus all right!

by esjay December 7, 2004

san francisco

a perfect city if you're a tourist, but if you live here,living anywhere south of Market Street is like living in a micro version of L.A. neighborhoods like China town and Mexiville scream English only laws. Castro screams get a girlfriend, dudes.

the ratio of girls to guys in San Francisco is 1 to 5,good God!

by esjay December 16, 2004

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

by Esjay May 6, 2005

hottie

a boner inducing female

Mayra is such a hottie, She's so beautiful and has big bouncy titties

by esjay December 7, 2004

Mexiville

1.A part of town where Mexicans and or hispanics live 2.a Spanish speaking area aka barrio3.The Mission District in San Francisco

X:I want to get some cheap pottery
Y:your best bet is in Mexiville

by Esjay August 22, 2004