Kurt Angle

A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.

Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!

by esjay December 07, 2004

NFL Blitz

Midway's classic arcade football game where you play no rules 11-on-11 pure unadulterated high-impact football. Similar to NBA Jam ,3 sacks in a row; you're on fire!

x:football games suck,they're based too much on real life
y:what kind of blithering idiot are you? Have you ever played Blitz?
x:oh yeah!

by esjay November 27, 2004

capricorn

December 22 to January 19,we're loved and admired and most compatible with Taurus,Virgo,Scorpio,and Pisces intrigued by Aries,Leo and Libra
secretly want to get it on with Cancer. Unfortunately misunderstood by Gemini,Sagittarius,and Aquarius

x:dude,she's so hot,what's her sign?
y:Virgo!
x:I'm a Capricorn,I can get her!

by esjay December 08, 2004

Danny Tanner

1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod

Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.

by esjay December 22, 2004

kapoopy

When all goes to shit at the wrong time

My plan went kapoopy after that hot girl shut me down at the mall. Man that sucks!

by Esjay May 07, 2005

Cincinnati

1.the poop capital of the United States,most toilets per capita in the US.
2.that stuff when you wipe your ass after you take a dump

Skyline Chili leaves a lot of Cincinnati to clean out of my butthole.

by Esjay December 14, 2004

Taurus

1.Anybody born April 20 to May 20. Very friendly,sensual people who will be your best friend in bed and get easily pissed off if you rub them the wrong way. 2.

After I explained to Gina that she was a kangaroo. She lost her temper and told me that I was a piece of dog shit. Yep,she's a Taurus all right!

by esjay December 08, 2004