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Rogue Cannonball

A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.
I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.
by JuanPablo March 23, 2013
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Human Cannonball

A person who is rather large and known for running through people.
We were watching the footy and saw our senior coach absolutely run through a kid like a human cannonball.
by The Cannon July 1, 2023
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Indian Cannonball

After watching the moving film The Life of Pi, one feels the need to dig up one of the drowned tsunami victims and rape them.
"Oh I just Indian Cannonballed this Indian kid yesterday."
by balls McLongin May 3, 2013
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Cannonball

A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.
Genny gave me a nice cannonball last night.
by Tom Bry March 19, 2008
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cannonballing

When a man farts while sitting on a nonporous (usually leather) seat and the gas expanding from his anus rapidly pushes his nuts forward, approximating the behavior of a pneumatic piston or cannon. Frequently catalyzed by the presence of tight pants and/or sweaty ass/thighs.
Dude, it was so hot this morning I was cannonballing all the way to work in the old Caddy. Gotta get me some cloth seats, or stop eating fuckin' breakfast burritos.
by Bendy May 22, 2006
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cannonball

A metallic, spherical object that does not hover nor float. Often shot out of a cannon.
The feather floated. Much in the way a cannonball does not.
by fiddle November 6, 2004
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cannonball carcass

The "cannonball carcass" is a sexual position in which the female curls in a ball and plays dead. The man then enters her from behind and has his way until climax. The female can never stop playing dead during this activity or it ceases to be the cannonball carcass and is simply the "cannonball"
I totally cannonball carcassed that broad last night!!!!!!
by Mervy the Yam June 4, 2008
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