3 definitions by JuanPablo

bonafied

To like or to be very excited over something or someone as if you had a boner.

Man, Percy so bonafied for Dawn of the Dead I swear he wants that to be his theme on myspace.

"What do you think about the new waiteress?" "Oh man, I'm so bonafied for her"

by JuanPablo October 12, 2005

pop a whiffer

1)to fart
2)the act of farting

Daaaamn, Craig! It smells like something died. Did you pop a whiffer?

by JuanPablo November 28, 2005

Rogue Cannonball

A leftover nugget of excrement in the rectum that makes itself known after one has already left the house, and is too large for gas to pass around without soiling one's self. The gas builds until the subject is able to find a toilet, and said excrement is propelled out with considerable force as if shot from a cannon. This usually results in a soaking wet ass.

I'm terrified of using public toilets, so I've been fighting this rogue cannonball all night. When I get home and fire this thing I might crack the bowl.

by JuanPablo March 23, 2013