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Breastimate

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size
Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate
by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012
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Breastest

Another word for female breast. Referenced in the song 'Almost' by Bowling For Soup. It is used as a rhyme with "Texas" in the song.
She lost to a girl with much bigger breastests.
by Asnogordo May 30, 2018
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Breasts

Either of the two soft, protruding organs on the upper front of a woman's body that secrete milk after pregnancy.

Some things to do with breasts: Squeeze them, slap them, tweak them, draw circles around each boob and a line between them and put his face on them like they're glasses, paint your famlies faces on them and have him practice meeting them.
Big Boppers, blinkers, boobs, boobies, bosom, boulders, breasts, cannon balls, congas, cupcakes, goombas, honkers, hoohas, hooters, knockers, love melons, mammeries, melons, mole hills, nippers, peaks, pointer sisters, snuggle pups, sweater meat, tatas, teats, tits, twangers, wahwahs
by MrGuy666 December 14, 2015
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Epic Breasts

Voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of the woman/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.
Samantha has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Breasts in every sense of the word.
by Mocosoloco6 January 8, 2009
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breasts

Female mammary glands. Although they are used biologically for feeding offspring, breasts are actually attractive. In fact, breasts are the #1 factor in how a woman looks to a man. In otherwords, the bigger a woman's breasts, the better.

The truth is also that men have breasts, but they're not so important as a woman's, and thus the male variant is often called "chest". Although, "chest" is used to refer to a woman's rack, often used in paranoia, either by women or men.

Overall, I love breasts. ^.^
"Me? Well, I prefer a woman's face, but I more and more understand, when it comes to love, the importance of a woman's bosoms. Supposedly it feels ticklish when they are fondled, and they also make fluffy pillows. Make sure you treat them good because it HURTS when you hit them. Nevertheless, be careful when looking at a woman's breasts, because if you look at them for too long instead of looking into her eyes, she will notice and possibly commence hostilities."
-me
by Dave December 30, 2004
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Breastular

1. Of or relating to the breasts.
2. Resembling breasts
Those little pumpkin candies are quite breastular.
by Snof October 8, 2003
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ample breasts

it’s a literally means big, large, perky breasts!
“i put my hands under her shirt as my hands found her ample breasts.”
by chickenuggetsfordawin January 3, 2023
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