Crappuccino 

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

Crappuccino by Mityxm March 14, 2011

frappuccino 

frappuccino-
A Starbucks product which has probably been engineered to attract youth and teen type consumers. A coffee drink for the wuss. Having tasted one- I would say that refined sugar is one of the primary ingredients. Real men and women take their coffee black.

Luke: Damn! Look at all the damned yuppies in Starbucks, typing on their Apple machines and drinking excuses for coffee!

Dustin: Black coffee is an acquired taste, I suppose.

Luke: Indeed, look at them!

Yuppie in Starbucks: Ooh! Look at me answering my email in public! One frappuccino, please!

Luke: Get a ThinkPad and some real coffee!

frappuccino by the_organist April 7, 2009

frappuccino 

To hit a Chinese Person.

A long time ago, four coffee makers (a Spanish, an English, an Italian, and a French) came together to make a new, SPECTACULARLY wonderful coffee drink. It took quite a long time to think of anything, because they wouldn't agree at all except on one thing; they all couldn't stand chinese people. Eventually, they decided to mix common ingredients from around a household to make their drink. To name it, they did the same thing; Mixed parts from all of their languages. Frappe, in French, is to strike. Chino is Spanish for Chinese. Obviously "a" is English for "a". And, because the Italian had no word to contribute, they agreed to spell it with an Italian flair. They decided their drink would be "to hit a chinese person"... Frappuccino!

Who would wanna Frappuccino? i.e. Who would want to hit a chinese person?

frappuccino by Andrew Clevenger January 27, 2007

Double chocolate chip frappuccino 

A delicious drink that everyone will love.

I just had an orgasm by drinking a Double chocolate chip frappuccino.

Double chocolate chip frappuccino by pink polar bears. July 7, 2011

Frappuccino 

Saying fuck and crap at the same time, but adding -puccino- because you're extra like that

Bob-Hey can you get my waterbottle?
Steve-Ya sure
Steve-Frappuccino i dropped it
Bob-what?

Frappuccino by cayleigh68 September 15, 2022

Flint Frappuccino 

A frothy beverage combining ones feces, urine and semen. Prepared in a blender to the desired consistency and thickness. Considered a much healthier alternative to Flint's public water. Known locally as the "Flint Frap" or simply "Frap."

Edwin: My sister almost died drinking tap water!
Seymour: We all switched over to Flint Frappuccinos and feel so much better.
Edwin: I know! I tried to tell her but she wouldn't listen. Now she's down to one kidney.

Flint Frappuccino by DuffersDer July 2, 2019

Human Bacterial Frappuccino 

1. A community hot tub used by many people and rarely cleaned.
2. A small tub or pool outdoors at a condo/apartment building definitely tainted with semen, blood, piss, shit, snot, and vomit from a variety of people.

"Make sure you wipe the greasy, brown foam off your body when you're done with the human bacterial frappuccino."
"You might want to stay away from that human bacterial frappuccino. My neighbor got hepatitis, tetanus, and pregnant the last time she used it."

Human Bacterial Frappuccino by Apecreature November 14, 2019