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Cleveland Crappuccino

The deliberate act of 2 gay lovers purposely eating exlax chocolate to get diarrhea, and then excreting hot foamy runny shit into fancy porcelain cups then consuming each others own hot personal recipe.
Harold: Hey Freddie baby I'm in the mood
for a hot tasty treat!

Freddie: And what are you craving this time my little Perez Hilton.

Harold: Oh.. You big silly! Break out the exlax, I want another steaming hot cup of your special Cleveland Crappuccino.

crappuccino 

A substandard, overpriced copy of an Italian beverage usually found at a Starbucks or Tully's and served by overzealous workers obviously inflicted with caffeine dementia.

Alternative form: crappaccino.
One Venti crappuccino, soy milk and low fat coffee cake. Eighteen dollars!
crappuccino by CoffeeSupernova April 17, 2006

Mocha Frappuccino 

When a man is fucking a black woman and cums inside of her, then continues to fuck her until the combination of semen and female love juices becomes a frothing foam.
I fucked this black chick last night for so long that I made a Mocha Frappuccino.
Mocha Frappuccino by raichupal5 January 11, 2013

frappuccino 

Frozen Blended Coffee from Starbucks®, contains coffee concentrate, milk, ice and whatever desired flavor.

the word "frappuccino®" is copywrited exclusively by starbucks®, probably put together from the words 'frozen' and 'cappuccino'.
many other coffee companies, and even Dairy Queen® have there own version of this drink.
I'll have a Tall Caramel Frappuccino® please! :)
frappuccino by Calcolash August 26, 2005

crappuccino 

Typically, a cappuccino obtained from a machine in a gas station or truck stop. May also describe a cappuccino or frappuccino made at home from a mix; a "crappy cappuccino"

Additional usage: can describe any coffee-based beverage that acts as a laxative
I can't afford Starbucks. I think I'll get a crappuccino from the gas station across the street.
crappuccino by fossilgirl June 3, 2009