big girls blouse

A lightweight. A heaving jessy. A right girl. (Generally applied to blokes.)

He did not want to have a strong pint of bear. Instead ordered a strawberry frappuccino. "What a big girls blouse!"

by safado November 3, 2004

blouser

A person, male or female, who has clearly neglected to maintain an acceptable standard for a human being. Usually overweight, multiple children, no job, smokes Marlboro reds, diabetic, ugly, and more or less resembles a character from Narnia.

If you are on the show "teen mom" you are a blouser.

by teddybruschi September 25, 2010

blousemuffing

The female version of shirtcocking. When a woman walks around in public, wearing nothing but a shirt. Oddly, this practice does not seem to be frowned upon the way shirtcocking has been.

Alice: Is it ok to wear shoes while I'm blousemuffing?

Bob: Yes, just no pants.

by The Original Blouse Muffer October 28, 2010

blouses

Prince's basketball team on "Chappelle's Show", featured in Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Story episode.

Charlie: Haha, it's the Shirts against the Blouses!
Prince: Moans

by El Chefe March 19, 2006

Big girl’s blouse

Effeminate or wimpy guy - usually in jest. Similar to fag or pussy.

Bartender: What'll it be?
Guy 1: A pint o' Smitty's.
Guy 2: A daquiri, please.
Guy 1: Oh man! You big girl's blouse!

by Geedot October 21, 2003

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits

Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.

by TooSick4U August 27, 2005

blouse wearer

A guy who is 90% woman.

Lindsey, you're such a friggin blouse wearer!

by Fablo September 8, 2005