Bertholt

(Spoilers for S2+)
A character from Attack on Titan, who originally joined the 104th Cadet Corps and was secretly the Colossal Titan, the same Titan which attacked Shiganshina, he was also a warrior for the Marleyan military sent on a mission to retrieve the founding Titan. Bertholt is a quiet shy man who constantly follows Reiner’s instructions.
Bertholt dies in Season 3 by Armin’s pure titian form.

Marleyans need to stop calling Eldians as devils or I will Bertholt kick them.

by MustardHands April 7, 2022

Big BERT

Loves to hook up on the couch of his mates. Always misses penalties, Loves blondes, Cronulla Sharks and Wanderers. Loves to simp and ditch his footy teams. Characteristics of girl must be blonde, play netball, must live in *whoop whoop* and deny loving the Big BERT 24/7. Must play for a shit soccer club, soft ribs, small cock but she loves it anyway.

James: What is Big BERT up to?
Ethan: He's getting a cheeky root on your couch.
James: The sharks get him in a mood innit.
Ethan: I think it's the blondie that he's with actually.

by King Kolamc May 30, 2021

Bert

the best boy you'll ever meet. he's polite, nice, a true gentleman. his mother raised him right. he's hilarious, sarcastic in a good way, and super caring. he's also cute. he's a gamer and laughs hard at everything. he's perfect inside and out. he plays soccer but always calls it football. he always asks questions because he always wants to get to know people. he's super athletic and has muscles. he's just amazing. if you don't know him, get to know him. you won't regret it.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see Bert open a door, and start to go down the stairs, but saw that the door closed before this girl could go though and went BACK to open it for her?"
Guy 2: "Yea bro, he's such a gentleman."

by DogsAndDolphins May 18, 2014

Bertha

Bertha is a female Germanic name, from Old High German berhta meaning "bright one". She is very intelligent hardworking and a trustworthy friend. Everybody wants to be her.

Hey Bertha is cool.

by chickennuggets01 March 28, 2015

bert the bunyip

A horrifying animatronic sea creature in Murray Bridge, Australia. Bert, alternatively Bertha or Bazza, is a prominent figure within the submechanophobia and animatronic communities.

"I found a rare vintage photo of Bert the Bunyip from the 70s"

by pillbug science March 17, 2021

bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Bert Algood

A teacher that loves squirrels because he crashed his chopper in Vietnam and he lived with the squirrels when he was a POW. They combed his hair and his mustache in exchange for his nuts lol. So that is how they became companions.

Anyone see Bert Algood screwin that squirrel the other day?

by Elliot G May 4, 2011