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beerdick

The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.
I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.
by flypina July 13, 2006
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Beerd

1.)When you are bored and just start drinking beers.

2.)When someone has already given you a beer.

3.)When the foam from a beer gets on your chin, thus having a beer beard, known as a beerd.
-I don't know but since Charlie isn't answering his phone he's probably got beerd.

-Jose:"Hey I'm going back in the house you need a beer?"
Marty:"Naw man I've already been beerd."

-I wonder why those chicks keep giggling and looking down here? Ah I gotta take a piss...<Looks in mirror sees a beerd on his chin> Shit!...
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Beerked

The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.

Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.

Antonyms: Sober, straight
Let's get beerked.

I got beerked last night.
by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009
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BeerDog

A can of beer to be consumed by the driver of a vehicle (preferabbly a large SUV) on the way to a Ski Hill
Driver: "Dude.......BeerDog!"
Rear Passenger: "Here Bro."
by zeeglarr February 12, 2010
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beerdka

(noun) : A drink comprised of one pint of beer and one shot of plain vodka. Tastes like a beer, kicks like two of them.
Dude you were so messed up last night!
I know man, those beerdkas kicked my ass!
by meekrabkabobz November 20, 2010
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Beerdhism

Beerdhism

Beerdh•ism

beerDizzÜmē/

noun: Beerdhism is the religion based on the teachings and offerings of the gods of beer made in a traditional or non-mechanized way by a small brewery, also known as a 'craft brewer.' Craft brewers make 'craft beers,' the drinking of which is considered a sacrament to Beerdhists.

Followers of Beerdhism are known as "Beerdhists."

Craft Beer defined by www.craftbeer.com:

Craft beer has been described variously as 10 minutes of pleasure, pure happiness in a glass, authentic, archetypical, an intellectual beverage that is to be savored not swilled and much, much more. It is enjoyed for everyday celebrations and is viewed by many as one of the special things in life that makes the day taste and feel a little better.

Each glass displays the creativity and passion of its maker and the complexity of its ingredients. Craft beer is treasured by millions around the world who see it as not merely a fermented beverage, but something to be enjoyed in moderation (see Savor the Flavor), shared and revered. It is a versatile beverage that not only enhances food when paired, but is also often brought into the kitchen as a cooking ingredient.
ex. "You'll never get him to drink that piss-yellow swill! He's a devout Beerdhist and would be ex-communicated from Beerdhism."
by InTheBeerAndNow™ February 25, 2015
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beerdriver

1.5 oz Vodka
1.5 oz OJ
1.5 oz Beer
Man I love pounding Beerdrivers and blacking out.
by Kolbomba July 25, 2016
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