carnival barker

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011

Bakery

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.

oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery

by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010

Bakery

A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)

"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"

by That guy u know but don't know July 31, 2013

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

the barker effect

a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.

Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?

Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me

Ben: the barker effect strikes again

by timshoe November 4, 2011

Dutch Bakery

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

Furry Barker

An extremely zesty fart. Known for its air thickening, pungent, and ripe, lingering aroma. As well as its signature calling card sound that’s reminiscent of a deep intestinal growl when released.

Dude I just dropped a furry barker you better clear out now. Damn bro I wondered wtf that growl was.

I could taste my own furry barker.

The dude in the stool was dropping some furry barkers.

by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020