asswad

1. Whatever son of a bitch sets their coffee too close to mine (or yours) on the table, thus confusing me (or you) about which coffee is mine, as I have not had my quota of caffiene for the day yet. Forcing me to go buy another cup of coffee, which at 4 bucks a cup just plain pisses me off.
2. A stupid person beyond all hope of gaining any intellegence what so ever.

Some ASSWAD put thier coffee to close to mine, I'd love to bitch slap them silly.

by S8-10 August 8, 2006

assworm

Advanced version of an ass-kisser, where the subject is relentless to the point of desperation in efforts to receive attention and praise from superiors.

Arnold: Julian has been in and out of Madge’s office a dozen times already this morning.
William: Why?
Arnold: The usual; to ask how her weekend was, talk about what he did this weekend, that he got her email about a project, someone is going to get back to him about something and he wanted to show her his new shoes.
William: What an assworm.

by RanchM July 26, 2007

asswad

1. A wad of ass.
2. A particularly unsavory character.

David wont lend me a dollar, what an asswad.

by Tempyst January 20, 2003

assPod

n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.

Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.

Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.

by Duglass January 2, 2009

Asswool

This is a certian fluff that comes out of ur an ass looking sum what like cotton bat but much more amusing. This also can be used as an insult.

Kera: "you are such a asswool!"
Abel: "Oh no u DIdn't!":O

Kera: "OMG her asswool is coming out of her pants!"
Abel: "WOAH she could make a shirt with that much!"

by Kera E. Barr December 7, 2006

Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"

by Jake!!!!!! June 29, 2011

Assworm

A mean, lazy, stupid person with an extreme case of OCD who lacks a sense of humor and needs to get laid.

The assworm would not open the door because she would not use the Easy Button.

by Diane Faulkner August 9, 2008