Asspunk

A derogatory term used to describe one who is of extreme stupidity or annoyance.

"Bugger off, you bunch of asspunks!"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

Asspuck

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.

i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.

by Scott & Amber February 9, 2009

Asspipe

Asspipe..To get screwed in the anus

I shoved my dick in her asspipe. Or the cops asspiped me with a 400 dollar ticket.

by Reverendlowdown July 1, 2017

asspumper

A man who''pumps'' or thrusts his penis into a man or womens anus, Or if the women has a penis(fuckign wierd) can thrust it into another man or womens.

Johny is sure a asspumper, that faggot.

by ErikTHEstonerDUDE August 10, 2006

asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

asspipe

The tiny fucking back way into the death star on the Death Star Battle server for Continuum/subspace

"you guys go for the front, I'm gonna sneak up the asspipe!"

by DrBoris July 30, 2003

asspunch

to punch someone in the ass; bc they did something stupid.

The person who parked their car this way deserves to be asspunched!!

by ChrisSherry October 24, 2008