2 definitions by Scott & Amber

the leading part of a large turd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.
i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the asspuck.
by Scott & Amber February 10, 2009
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A person possesing an inflated and exagerated view of "their" actractiveness to the opposite sex
Tom was such a "rooster dick" around the females at the club.
by Scott & Amber January 18, 2009
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