Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.
"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
by Tanner August 31, 2004
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Get the Assterroids mug.A display or example of someone being a pompous ass. Typically refers to those who are arrogant and believe they are better than you, and act accordingly.
A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
A person behaving with pompous-assery is acting even more pompous, arrogant, pretentious, and douchey than usual, or is behaving as such out of character.
His obnoxious arrogance that day was such a display of pompous-assery I could barely contain myself.
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i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.
sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!
by sarahmae September 29, 2007
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