Asain Persuasion 

when a person from an Asain background disses you, with knowledge.

John Smith: "I ldon't like to use big words."

Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"

John Smith: "Did You just Asain Persuasion me?"

Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)

Asain Persuasion by Krystina H. April 24, 2011

ASAIP 

As Soon As ImPossible

When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical reality.

"Look, I asked for this pointless graph using my made-up figures yesterday. I don't care if you probably have a terminal illness. I need it ASAIP, like yesterday. Now get out of my sight!"

ASAIP by OllyS July 2, 2008

busty asain 

A rare sighting of seeing an Asian girl with natural large breasts

An Asian with a natural D cup

busty asain by cpk June 30, 2005

asain fuckstick 

A person who is of asain dissent thats penis looks like an orange tic-tac

Man Luke is a asain fuckstick.

asain fuckstick by HiPsTeR PaTrIoT February 26, 2017

asain people 

They make crazy food and if you don't do something right like If you a B+ you are a dishonest to family

You fail you are dishoner to family stupid asain people

asain people by Lacyksjb October 6, 2016

Asain 

You spelled Asian wrong dumbass

Jake: "Hey I'm searching the definition for 'asain' on www.urbandictionary.com"

Chen: "You spelled 'asian' wrong retard."

Jake: "cries."

Asain by Boi Buck Choi December 10, 2018

Porta-Asain 

A Asian that is normally very cool and popular, they are so chinky that they eat the Chinese food from the cafeteria even they know they might possible die. Your can carry a Porta-Asain around with you to do your science homework, and to know general facts.They are also work well to break into vending machines. For those in school hours when you really need a snack.

Edgar:Guess what?
Will:What?
Edgar:Today I got a limited edition Bruce Lee Porta-Asain.
Will:Looks like this is going to be a good year of school.
Edgar:To bad you have a Kim Jong-il Porta-Asain

Porta-Asain by william7606 August 7, 2010