a B-actor is an actor hired to act in B-movies. B-actors are generally less well-known but not necessarily less talented than top actors. Many famous movie stars began their careers as B-movie actors, such as John Wayne. Others, such as Bruce Campbell, who incorporated the term into the title of his auto-biography, have embraced it
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Get the B-actor mug.An attention-seeking person who pretends to be someone else and gets paid a ridiculous amount of money for doing so.
This person is incapable of doing a real job because there would be no one clapping for them all the time.
Today's actors are descended from - and are no better than - the travelling bands of buffoons from centuries ago, who pretended to be other people and got paid next to nothing. They were considered to be the lowest of the low.
Today, thanks to television and cinema, these same buffoons get paid more money than all the worthwhile doctors, scientists etc. put together. In fact they get paid more money than possibly anyone else, with the result that all the gullible, foolish people consider them to be the highest of the high.
Red carpets are often rolled out for them to walk on in an effort to make them feel important.
They are always boasting about their "craft" and how they are so thankful to be paid for doing what they love.
Actors are always giving each other awards and they are under the delusion that anyone who is in "The business" is better than anyone who does a real job.
Essentially, an actor is a person who has at least one plastic surgery procedure per month, thinks that they are a cut above the rest, and gets paid too much. Despite never having done a day's work in their life.
This person is incapable of doing a real job because there would be no one clapping for them all the time.
Today's actors are descended from - and are no better than - the travelling bands of buffoons from centuries ago, who pretended to be other people and got paid next to nothing. They were considered to be the lowest of the low.
Today, thanks to television and cinema, these same buffoons get paid more money than all the worthwhile doctors, scientists etc. put together. In fact they get paid more money than possibly anyone else, with the result that all the gullible, foolish people consider them to be the highest of the high.
Red carpets are often rolled out for them to walk on in an effort to make them feel important.
They are always boasting about their "craft" and how they are so thankful to be paid for doing what they love.
Actors are always giving each other awards and they are under the delusion that anyone who is in "The business" is better than anyone who does a real job.
Essentially, an actor is a person who has at least one plastic surgery procedure per month, thinks that they are a cut above the rest, and gets paid too much. Despite never having done a day's work in their life.
Tom Cruise is a good example of an actor. This person has been in the spotlight a great deal and it has affected his brain.
Consequently, he believes himself to be an expert on every topic known to man, from religion to psychiatry.
This behaviour could also, possibly, be attributed to the fact that he is so used to pretending, that he doesn't know when to stop. That would explain why nobody believes that he knows anything at all about any of these topics.
Consequently, he believes himself to be an expert on every topic known to man, from religion to psychiatry.
This behaviour could also, possibly, be attributed to the fact that he is so used to pretending, that he doesn't know when to stop. That would explain why nobody believes that he knows anything at all about any of these topics.
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Get the resting actor mug.A term that means when a television network is so damn cheap that instead of hiring new actors to star in their new series or shows, they'll take actors from other shows or movies (that are on their network) and put them in it. Disney is the biggest culprit of this and no one notices because everyone loves Disney right? But, how many things are they going to stick frikn Ashley Tisdale in?
Girl 1: Hey! High School Musical is on, and look, it's Ashley Tisdale!
Girl 2: Hey! The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is on, and theres Ashley Tisdale again. And hey, Hannah Montana is guest starring!
Girl 1: Hannah Montana? But wasn't she on Corey in the House, yesterday?
Girl 2: Who cares? You know Disney uses recycled actors.
Girl 2: Hey! The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is on, and theres Ashley Tisdale again. And hey, Hannah Montana is guest starring!
Girl 1: Hannah Montana? But wasn't she on Corey in the House, yesterday?
Girl 2: Who cares? You know Disney uses recycled actors.
by Anayo [mecca] August 25, 2007
Get the recycled actors mug.self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery
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Get the actorbating mug.When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.
Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.
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