autoretardification

When your cellular devices "auto-correct" function has a brain fart and makes the meaning of your text message completely different or totally illogical in your spoken language. The proceeding texts will usually start with a "*" then the corrected autoretardification.

Mom: did you invite people over facebook?
Son: yes and so Dodd time
Mom:???
Son: *did Tom. Sorry. It was the autoretardification function on my new smartphone.