zaffino

someone who only wears vineyard vines and sucks off his Spanish teacher.

man that zaffino really wants the gizz.
Wow is that zaffino wearing vineyard vines again original.

by the Lip June 10, 2014

Zaff

Zaff (zaf) adj. is used to describe a person who either looks or acts like Fogel, from the movie Superbad, when under the alias McLovin (i.e. when using his fake ID) Which makes the person an awesome and intense BAMF.

adjective;

Example 1.

"Yo, dude look at that guy... he's a Zaff!"

noun; Same meaning as the adjective, just used in noun form.

Example 2.

"Hah, he is Zaff... he is McLovin!"

by Mike Cera April 9, 2008

Zaffron

a hoe with blonde hair, that is dumb as a door knob. Also known as easy and likes it in the butt. But is a munckin and loved.

Example a zaffron can't locate New York or California on a map.

That crazy drunk girl running around the bar, falling and causing fights is a zaffron.

by Every guy on earth December 28, 2007

zaffer

A small child that dwells in the sewers feeding on shit and bathing in piss.

Dude you look like zaffer.

by jameslbrookens July 28, 2011

Zarfy

A zit that is found on one's ass cheek.

That sweaty teenager who mooned us had a giant zarfy on his right cheek.

by BPgator May 17, 2011

zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

by J April 1, 2005

zaffoness

someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one

"Your zaffoness scares me."

by Emily March 2, 2005