woodland creature

1) The name for a man of ambiguous sexuality who looks like an elf, or a creature that's just been frolicking in the woods: especially a poetry-reading bohemian type. It can be used to refer to a man who seems homosexual but is heterosexual.

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2) A man of slight build with a large penis

1) Cindy: I would like to have sex with that bohemian man over there but I'm not sure whether he is straight.

Simon: I had sex with the woodland creature but he cried so he's straight.

Cindy: That does fit the profile of a woodland creature!

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2) Cindy: How tall are you?

Simon: 160cm

Cindy: How big is your penis?

Simon: 8 inches

Cindy: You are such a woodland creature!

by llcoolc February 3, 2010

Woodmans

An awesome grocery with good priced food and where mostly poor people shop there. People fight over food stamps there, throw shit on the floor there, brake stuff and put it back, and steal food out of the packaging.

Woodmans is soooo ghetto

by ytytyt August 21, 2012

Wooday

Substitution for home boi.

Pronounce: wooooo-day

Question: Whuddup wooday

Answer: Chillun wooday

by some gangsters from the the 305 January 23, 2008

jennifer woodman

spawn of hell out to make sure you fail

jennifer woodman shot children ate them then gave them a IE on their test

by grandmas little semen demon February 17, 2022

woodmansterne secondary

a school which is a primary and secondary and is thought to be the most neekiest skl in lambeth. if you find them, don’t interact, weird species of human and the children there are nerds. you will become depressed from going to this school, save yourself.

outsider: what school do you go?

person from woodmansterne: woodmansterne secondary why?

*outsider blocks person who goes to woodmansterne*

by roadman111 January 24, 2020

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!

I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

by gr8765 March 29, 2019

Woodhaven

A neighborhood in Queens New York that is better then Ozone Park. It's major shopping strip is Jamaica Avenue and the neighborhood is home to Forest Park. Also the name of a major boulevard that cuts through this neighborhood.

Forest Park is in Woodhaven

by NYC Metalhead June 21, 2006