vagicator

A woman who has a festy vag.

"Bianca is such a vagicator, her hairy vag smells like off prawns on a hot summers day."

by Vag hater May 8, 2008

canadian vaginanapped

having a close friend move to canada because he is under the magic spell of canadian vagina.

My brother in law david was Canadian Vaginanapped. Ya, hes so pussywhipped he now lives in a frozen tundra and shops at IKEA.

by brother in law December 22, 2008

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013

Vagician

Any guy that can make a hot girl disappear. Possessing the uncanny ability to cockblock a guy just by walking up and talking.

God damn it Dave! Every time you come around the pussy disappears. A true vagician!

by Hephaestus October 25, 2014

vaginanigans

Shenanigans or bad decisions involving a vagina. Often, a story from the previous night, detailing ones sexually activities and/or regrets. Vaginanigans usually involve a lot of alcohol.

She was regaling us all with her vaginanigans from the night before. That girl needs to learn to hold her tequila.

by figarofigaro April 29, 2010

vagician

Someone who makes things disappear with her vagina.

Damn, that Amber is quite the vagician. One minute those things were here, the next - poof! Houdini's got nothin' on that girl.

by Fuzzy33 June 1, 2018

Bermuda vaginangle

Used to refer to a pussy so loose it has reached the point of incredibility. It is horrifying and mysterious, deep and untamed. Hence the name, the bermuda vaginangle (see bermuda triangle) because, if you go in, you might never come out.

Guy 1: Dude, where's our friend? I haven't seen him in weeks!

Guy 2: Oh, he's dating that one hoe. Must have been sucked into her Bermuda Vaginangle

by Goatse Gary February 14, 2014